Happy Fill In The Blank

It’s a big holiday weekend

The following conversation occurred yesterday when I got home to my parents’ house:

Me: “Mom, I brought home my llama mask for Easter!”

Mom: “Okayyy??”

Me: “You know, llama of God, you take away the sins of the world…”

Mom: (long pause) “You really are your father’s daughter.”

So I love the holidays, any and all. If you want to celebrate Arbor Day, find me a tree. You want to celebrate “national pizza day,” I’m all game. St. Patrick’s…